Primetime

So i see we're heading for a general election in May. I'm no political animal but i do vote. I voted for Mr Blair last time and i shall vote for him again. He gets a lot of flack from students and other people who look like students but i think he's a swell guy. He may have invaded another country illegally but heck no ones perfect! Winston Churchill started a massive war and everyone loved him. It wasnt as if Tony invaded Britain was it? That would have been stupid, not to mention dangerous. If he'd done that i'd probably vote for the Scottish man who looks like a naughty little boy.

Yacht the hell?

I couldnt give two pigs about Ellen MacArthur.
Of what interest is it to me that some Dennis the Menace lookalike has climbed aboard a huge floating advert and sailed round the world?
I’m sure loads of people could have done what she did, its just that most people have jobs to go to. What gives her the right to swan off for months on end? And when people talk about the things she had to go through. No one bloody forced her to do it! its not as if she was a prisoner of war or anything. Stupid woman. She shouldnt be praised, she should be shot.

Xmas

I dont know what it is with Christmas these days. It seems as soon as me and my Sheila have returned from our summer holidays (Crete this year, nice weather, bad food, adequete people) we have to switch into preparing for bloody yuletide.
It wasnt so bad when the kids were at home but since they died i really dont see the point anymore.

Sport

So another summer of sport, coming to an end. And as usual England faired miserably. I dont know why we bother sometimes. I suppose its because we bloody have to.
All we have to look forward to now is the ruddy Olympics. Not my cup of tea i'm afraid. The fact that the games are ancient is exactly the reason why i find them so dull and why they should have stopped centuries ago. For example: Javelin (stick-throwing) Gymnastics (prancing) Running (running) Thats not what i call entertainment. I call it rubbish. Give me Michael Schumacher any day of the week (in a racing car)

Bus to work

I get the bus to work nearly everyday. Why is it that when i get a seat all to myself and start to read the paper, some smelly old dirty swine comes and sits next to me. They either try and talk to me or they're too cracked out of their pot-heads to even realise where they are. And sometimes, they're foreign.

Weather

What is it with weather?! Like most people, i complain about this countrys normally cold and wet weather. But when, on the odd occasion, the sun shines, I complain that it's too hot! My wife says i'm an idiot.

women!

Why is it, that no matter how long women have to get ready, they always make you late!
Although to be fair it's worth waiting for my sheila, most of the time.